I am not mature enough to write on the internet without anonymity. Just pics.Tumblr (3.0; @flowerpressed)http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughspin.tumblr.com/post/29901827437/jay-lenos-monologue-response-to-the-tonight-show">laughspin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelaughbutton.tumblr.com/post/29899789408/jay-lenos-monologue-response-to-the-tonight-show">thelaughbutton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Last night was <strong>Jay Leno’s</strong> first monologue on <em>The Tonight Show</em> since the show’s network <strong>NBC</strong> the <a href="http://thelaughbutton.com/news/tonight-show-lays-staffers-jay-leno-takes-pay-cut-save-jobs/">issued layoffs on the show this weekend</a>. The comedian addressed the issue with humor by referring to the people on the show as “The Expendables” and cracking a joke that being #1 is “frowned upon,” and that they’ve been bought out by Bain Capital.</p> <object height="360" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/sv5zhyfkn4znbp291tybya"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></object> <p>Via <a href="http://tvline.com/2012/08/21/jay-leno-sounds-off-on-tonight-show-layoffs/">TV Line</a></p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://thelaughbutton.com/news/jay-lenos-monologue-response-tonight-show-layoffs/" rel="bookmark" title="Go to original post at The Laugh Button">Original Article</a></p> </blockquote> As we said, it was going to be an interesting monologue.</blockquote>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/29903266134http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/29903266134Tue, 21 Aug 2012 12:35:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dg13BhF91qh6zgbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughspin.tumblr.com/post/27499587833/maria-bamford-recounts-teary-experience-at-morning">laughspin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.laughspin.com/2012/07/18/maria-bamford-recounts-teary-experience-at-morning-zoo-radio-show-animation/">Maria Bamford recounts teary experience at morning zoo radio show, gives advice to creative people.</a></p> </blockquote>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/27500084938http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/27500084938Wed, 18 Jul 2012 15:48:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rgnfHz4P1r1vck7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/26657341346http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/26657341346Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:47:39 -0400lolwtf<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nff9DNHL1qh6zgbo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nff9DNHL1qh6zgbo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nff9DNHL1qh6zgbo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nff9DNHL1qh6zgbo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughspin.tumblr.com/post/26504356627/kurt-metzger-on-video-violence-comedians-joe">laughspin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Kurt Metzger on video violence.</p> <p><a href="http://www.laughspin.com/2012/06/30/comedians-joe-derosa-and-kurt-metzger-launch-web-series-about-things-they-hate-video/">Comedians Joe DeRosa and Kurt Metzger launch Web series Overrated about things they hate (Video)</a></p> </blockquote>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/26504849799http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/26504849799Wed, 04 Jul 2012 14:39:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7j9x3xNM1qjhlhko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look out all that damn DVNR.</p>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25583684873http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25583684873Thu, 21 Jun 2012 13:18:03 -0400http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25473779312http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25473779312Tue, 19 Jun 2012 21:25:45 -0400<a href="http://www.luls4.me/cats_72.htm">http://www.luls4.me/cats_72.htm</a>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25473756196http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25473756196Tue, 19 Jun 2012 21:25:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5brvf5KWN1qbh6qjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Statuesque.</p>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25397326314http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25397326314Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:58:24 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecityofpeople.tumblr.com/post/25136047329/my-dating-criteria-non-negotiable">thecityofpeople</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m just looking for someone who….</p> <ul><li>Has their own car/apartment</li> <li>Works a well-paying job with flexible hours (software engineer, anesthesiologist, etc.)</li> <li>Has a Bachelors Degree or higher</li> <li>Credit rating of 740</li> <li>Knows good local restaurants and is willing to pay for dinner regularly</li> </ul><p>I’m sure it’s not too much to ask.</p> </blockquote> <p>0/5 ain&#8217;t bad.</p>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25397259461http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25397259461Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:57:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5n1rxPGyQ1qbm5l6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Can someone just make a Tumblr full of only Stanwyck .GIF’s? It would make my heart hurt.</p>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25395206286http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25395206286Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:26:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5q0x3w7RE1qbm5l6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>So fucking cool.</p>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25395043498http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25395043498Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:24:33 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_25394967229" src="http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25394967229/audio_player_iframe/flowerpressed/tumblr_m5qwl8fLeT1qzdvhi?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fflowerpressed%2F25394967229%2Ftumblr_m5qwl8fLeT1qzdvhi" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oldhollywood.tumblr.com/post/25274979714/benny-goodman-helen-forrest-bewitched">oldhollywood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Benny Goodman</strong> & <strong>Helen Forrest</strong> - <em>Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Benny was always the King of Swing, and the reason the clarinet is my favourite instrument in jazz.</p>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25394967229http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25394967229Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:23:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kq3xEcpE1qearaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomepeoplehangingouttogether.tumblr.com/post/25296643743/ray-charles-and-ronald-reagan">awesomepeoplehangingouttogether</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ray Charles and Ronald Reagan</p> </blockquote> <p>OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, politically controversial!</p>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25394848035http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25394848035Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:21:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5roh2DNXj1r7qp4mo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5roh2DNXj1r7qp4mo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5roh2DNXj1r7qp4mo6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5roh2DNXj1r7qp4mo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5roh2DNXj1r7qp4mo5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5roh2DNXj1r7qp4mo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justanotherapple.tumblr.com/post/25293781349/i-thank-hollywood-for-barbara-stanwyck-where-else">justanotherapple</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>I thank Hollywood for Barbara Stanwyck. Where else could a guy like me, from Nebraska, meet a wonderful girl like her, from Brooklyn? </em></p> </blockquote> <p><strong>The Taylors of Hollywood</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t you mean the Stanwycks? Barbara was the bigger star at the time.</p>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25394791294http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25394791294Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:20:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sr18sel51r4ejcfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sr18sel51r4ejcfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sr18sel51r4ejcfo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sr18sel51r4ejcfo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sr18sel51r4ejcfo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sr18sel51r4ejcfo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sr18sel51r4ejcfo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sr18sel51r4ejcfo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://penciltests.tumblr.com/post/25345532291/model-sheet-monday-i-missed-last-weeks-so-ill">penciltests</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Model Sheet Monday!</strong></p> <p>I missed last week’s, so I’ll do two today!</p> <p>“Mulan” 1998</p> </blockquote> <p>I love how these go from very loose and full of energy and verve to very conservative and stiff. The former designs are obviously superior to the latter.</p>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25394725966http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25394725966Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:19:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sow5DSsB1rw0o3io1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sow5DSsB1rw0o3io2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebeatles4life.tumblr.com/post/25344535931/this-is-priceless">thebeatles4life</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THIS is priceless.</p> </blockquote> <p>Even when he’s an old man he looks like a girl.</p>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25394678097http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25394678097Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:19:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tn8l4CXN1qh6zgbo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tn8l4CXN1qh6zgbo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tn8l4CXN1qh6zgbo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughspin.tumblr.com/post/25368749681/found-on-4chan-who-is-your-favorite-stand-up">laughspin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Found on 4chan: Who is your favorite stand-up comic?</p> </blockquote>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25368801251http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/25368801251Mon, 18 Jun 2012 12:32:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5fv2abFDL1qmg4b2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kgthunder.tumblr.com/post/24914905351/artist-john-totleben">kgthunder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Artist: John Totleben</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCK.</p>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/24915515194http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/24915515194Mon, 11 Jun 2012 19:25:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xuao2ehu1qap9uuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/24915477408http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/24915477408Mon, 11 Jun 2012 19:24:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ajjnXoFo1qdj321o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/post/24669882424/martin-and-lewis-first-engagement-at-the-copa">oldshowbiz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>MARTIN AND LEWIS, FIRST ENGAGEMENT AT THE COPA</p> </blockquote> <p>An historic first, as the man once said.</p>http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/24915451687http://flowerpressed.tumblr.com/post/24915451687Mon, 11 Jun 2012 19:24:28 -0400